I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing next year. Like, seriously? I don't have 2020 vision... I'm still trying to figure out which fancy bubbly I'll be drinking from our "some assembly required plastic wine glasses" at midnight...
Guys, don’t take offense. Life is too short. I mean… Read More
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