Sooooo I think I told you, I went to the doctor the other day. He told me I need to start killing people. I mean, what he really said was that I should reduce the stress in my life. Kinda the same thing?
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Well, today's been like the worst day ever. Realized that my universal remote control most definitely does not control the universe. Not even remotely.
Looking for welcome mat? Well, you aren't going to find one at my door 'cuz I ain't a liar..