Hats Off to Cougars, MEEEOW!
If you see a man with a younger woman, it just means that women his age won’t put up with his shit. But, women with younger guys? Well…Hats off to cougars!
Oh come on, you say “cougar” like it’s a BAD thing. To any young girls that have a problem with it, well, insecure maybe? Leave the sarcasm and insults to the pros, you’re going to hurt yourself, princess. Now, why don’t you go play in traffic…
Look, teeeeeechnically, it’s not called robbing the cradle unless you want to keep them around. If you put them back when you’re done, it’s called babysitting. Some of our greatest cradle robbers today are Tina Turner, J.Lo, Demi Moore, Madonna, the list just goes on and on. They know what many women don’t, and they’re loving and living it! In case you didn’t know, women reach their sexual peak somewhere between 30 and 40. Men reach theirs at some point in their twenties. This is why cougars roam. Meeeeowwww, bitch!!!
Listen, there’s a ton of upside to being a cougar! A younger man can keep up with you, read: lots of stamina! They’re always eager to learn new tricks(Man, that makes them sound like dogs, LOL!) Your class and style, not to mention your animal attraction, makes you arm candy. Younger guys love to go out and party. They’re also eager to please. They’ll try anything once, over and over again to excess if they like it. And, OMG, the sex!!!
You know one of the greatest things about being a cougar? When the vulgar, sleazy guys come trying to pick you up at a bar, you can tell them that your number is 867-5309, and they will actually believe you, ROFL!
Now, you ain’t going to be a cougar if you’re looking more like a worn-out house cat, so, damn it, look the part and do women proud!