So I Went Food Shopping on an Empty Stomach…
Ugh…So I went food shopping on an empty stomach. I’m… Read More
Bad Decisions Make the Best Stories
Come on, admit it, bad decisions ALWAYS make the best… Read More
2020 Vision: Happy New Year!
I hate when people ask me what I'm going to be doing next year. Like, seriously? I don't have 2020 vision... I'm still trying to figure out which fancy bubbly I'll be drinking from our "some assembly required plastic wine glasses" at midnight...
Don’t Take Offense… Take a Gate, It’s Lighter…
Guys, don’t take offense. Life is too short. I mean… Read More
You Do You???
So I just had this absolutely positively tremendous bitch slap… Read More
Ain’t EVER Gonna Be No Charlie Brown Christmas Tree Branch in MY House!
Aaaaaahhhhhh, Christmas…. Quickly approaching, and as always, time to get… Read More
50 Shades of Dark Circles Under My Eyes…
“Follow my dreams? Don’t mind if I do! I’m going… Read More
Adult Bullying. Not Just for Kids Anymore…
Seriously, after this week, I need to be taken out.… Read More
Silence is Golden, But Duct Tape is Silver and it Fixes Damn Near Anyone, I Mean Anything…
Silence is Golden, But Duct Tape is Silver and it Fixes Damn… Read More
You May Not Be Able To Control Who Comes Into Your Life, But You Can Absolutely Control What Window You’ll Throw Them Out Of…
So there are many different kinds of relationship in life.… Read More
But I’ve HAD My Patience Tested. All Tests Came Back Negative…
“…but I’ve HAD my patience tested! All tests came back… Read More