Silence is Golden, But Duct Tape is Silver and it Fixes Damn Near Anyone, I Mean Anything

Silence is golden, but duct tape is silver and it fixes damn near anyone, I mean anything

You know, not for nothing, I really do try to see the best in people. But seriously? Some of you effers make it really, really hard.

Yes, I admit it, I do smile just a little bit when Karma pays a visit to someone who so desperately deserves it. It just sucks when you realize you’ve reached a point in your life that your tolerance level for bullshit has reached the lowest point ever.

There’s always that one shit star in our life. You know the one. The troublemaker. The drama llama. The one who starts shit in three different places and then just walks away and watches it all unfold with a front-row seat, a freakin bag of popcorn and an extra large Coca Cola. Oh, and don’t forget the 3d glasses…

Now when all of that crap happens and the shit hits the fan, what are you supposed to do? Yeah, I know, I know, my first instinct would be to start banging heads. But, I must digress. The old saying still stays the same: Silence is golden.

Wait, what? Did she just say keep your mouth shut? Surely that’s not what she said!

Well, you can open your mouth. You can try to make a point. You might even win the war. But the one thing you need to remember is that you never wrestle with a pig. You get dirty, and besides, the pig likes it. Thank you George Bernard Shaw.

You’re giving that jackass what they want. You’re feeding the fire. You’re lowering yourself, and potentially looking like an idiot. Bitches don’t buy in, they don’t buy into that bullshit. And if they challenge you or call you out? You straighten up your goddamn crown like the royalty that you are, and you say, “There’s no need to repeat yourself, I ignored you just fine the first time.” Listen, some days, you just have to put on the hat and remind them who the hell they are dealing with.

See??? It really DOES fix damn near everything, lol!

NOT!!!!

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