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CONTROL ISSUES

Well, today’s been like the worst day ever. Realized that my universal remote control most definitely does not control the universe. Not even remotely.

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May 9, 2023
WTF?!

So I Went Food Shopping On An Empty Stomach…

Ugh… So I went food shopping on an empty stomach. I’m now the proud owner of aisle13. Oh, come on, like this is never happened to you? (yeah, right… whatever…

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February 21, 2023
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Married, With Dishes…

 Married, With Dishes…    So, my husband, like all men in life, has a few quirky habits. And like all men, some of them are annoying as all get-out. Don’t…

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April 11, 2023

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    There’s Pumpkin in the Air!

    September 19, 2023 / 0 Comments

    Oh my gourd, it’s already falling! There’s pumpkin in the air! Oh, wait, no, it’s freaking 93° again today. My bad… Holy shit, This is starting to feel like the endless freaking summer! All the kids have already gone back to school and it was 98°! No, not in California, in Jersey! I mean what the virtual fuck? IT’S SEPTEMBER!!!! I think everybody has their head up there ass anymore! I’m going to go food shopping the other day, and already, they have pumpkin donuts, apple cider donuts, apple cider in a jug. It’s only freaking September! And it’s still over 90°! The leaves are still green! So wait, are…

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    CONTROL ISSUES

    May 9, 2023 / Comments Off on CONTROL ISSUES

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    Married, With Dishes…

    April 11, 2023 / Comments Off on Married, With Dishes…

     Married, With Dishes…    So, my husband, like all men in life, has a few quirky habits. And like all men, some of them are annoying as all get-out. Don’t get me wrong, I love him to death, but being clinically OCD, there’s a certain way that Every. Single. Thing. has to be done. Like the time that I sent him out to do laundry. 4 hours later I called to see where he was, and he was still doing the laundry because everything had to be folded a certain way???    Fast forward to him washing the dishes. Before we got a dishwasher, for the life of me I could…

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    Whether You Weather the Weather… Or Not

    April 5, 2023 / Comments Off on Whether You Weather the Weather… Or Not

    It is hotter than Hades’ sweaty ball sack today, holy shit! (Comparitively, I had the AC on!)

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    A BEAUTIFUL BODY IS GOOD FOR A NIGHT, BUT…

    April 3, 2023 / Comments Off on A BEAUTIFUL BODY IS GOOD FOR A NIGHT, BUT…

    There’s an old saying that goes, “a beautiful body and face is good for a night, but a beautiful mind is good for a lifetime.”  Ladies, that statement is so profound it’s not even funny. Think about it… You’re in school, or you’re out at a social place. There is a guy standing in the corner, the Greek God that he is, the Eye Candy of a lifetime , the physical being that just oozes sex out of EVERY. SINGLE. PORE. BEAUTIFUL BODY.  OMG OMG OMG, THAT FACE!!!  You see him and you are just instantly reduced to a pile of mush. He comes walking over , and you are there doing the old…

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    March 27, 2023 / Comments Off on Spring! YAYYYY! Not…

    Hey, hey, mah fave bitches! Spring is in the air!No,Wait…That’s pollen. But seriously, Spring is here! I’m so excited, I wet my plants! After a week of rain, finally, a beautiful day to kick off the spring season! Yeah, I may have a runny nose, and my eyes may feel like they’re bleeding, but it’s a beautiful day, lol! And I mean criminy, we never even got a single day of snow here! You know me, all I ask is one decent snowfall a year, but this year? I got nuttin’. And you do know what spring is, right? Spring is the only season where we ask, OK, will it…

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    “…but I’ve HAD my patience tested!  All tests came back negative…” Patience? Sorry, I got nothing… After this week, I really need to be taken out. On a date or by a sniper. Either one is fine with me at this point. There are some MISERABLE people in this world.  And I’m cool with that. As long as they’re not going to try to take me down with them. So I get a call that a pipe broke and flooded my office. I get there, and thank God, it’s not as bad as I thought it’d be. So I figured let me tie up a few loose ends and then…

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    IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?

    March 26, 2023 / Comments Off on IS YOUR REFRIGERATOR RUNNING?

    Is Your Refrigerator Running? Do you realize the irony of an entire generation of kids that was raised on making prank phone calls, only to be terrorized by daily robocalls now? They say that payback is an eternal bitch, and, well, there you go… And oh my God, prank call we did. “Is your refrigerator running? Well ya better hurry up and  catch it!” “Is there a John in the house? No? Well where the hell do you go pee, in the sink?!”  Now don’t get me wrong, there were people that we would TORTURE with it, and eventually their parents would get on the phone and scream their heads…

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    HEY! IT’S SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY!

    February 26, 2023 / Comments Off on HEY! IT’S SQUIRREL APPRECIATION DAY!

    Squirrel Appreciation day! YAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY!!!!!! NOT!!!! Listen, squirrels may be cute little buggers, but when you live in the woods? Not so much. Between hearing them walking across the roof, scratching inside the walls once one of them manages to crawl in in the middle of winter, or watching one of them moon you through a window(yes, it did happen), I’m not always the biggest fan… A few years back, before we started overhauling the very old house that we bought, we had a bit of an issue that winter. Middle of the night we would be hearing one of the not so little suckers scratching inside one of our walls.…

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    February 23, 2023 / Comments Off on What? No Welcome Mat?

    Looking for welcome mat? Well, you aren’t going to find one at my door ‘cuz I ain’t a liar… Looking for welcome mat? Well, you aren’t going to find one at my door ‘cuz I ain’t a liar… Listen, I’m probably the most social person you’re ever going to meet. But at the end of the day, when I get home, I am HOME. I’m not answering my door. Hell, I’m not even going to grace you with a “Who is it!” So don’t bother knocking even if the house AIN’T rocking, because I’m NOT coming to the door. You’re not welcome… And some of you fuckers are persistent! Some…

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    February 22, 2023 / Comments Off on Chickens. The Pets That Poop Breakfast

    Sounds pretty crappy to me… Chickens. The pets that poop breakfast. And at lunch, and at dinner, and at every thing and everywhere in between. Seriously, have you ever owned one? Chicken ownership brings a whole new meaning to the phrase, “Holy shit!!!” (I shit you not!) Well, I shit you not, but I’m sure the chicken will shit you everywhere you like, lol! The average healthy chicken craps at least 12 to 15 times a day. (Imagine an unhealthy one?) Now normally, that wouldn’t be a big deal, except if you’ve never owned one, you can’t really understand…. Usually, you need to buy your chicks around Easter.  I’ll bring…

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    Ugh… So I went food shopping on an empty stomach. I’m now the proud owner of aisle13. Oh, come on, like this is never happened to you? (yeah, right… whatever helps you sleep at night….) Listen, when you go shopping on a full stomach, you just want to get in and get out. You’re bloated, you’re tired and you just want to go home. You probably end up leaving without stuff that you went shopping for in the first place. Yes, I’ve done that too. Like a bazillion times. But the one thing that drives me nuts is when I’m on my way home and I haven’t eaten all day…

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    Butter is slippery, that’s why we eat as much as possible to lubricate our arteries and veins! I slathered a slab of the creamy goodness that is REAL butter on a piece of my King’s Hawaiian bread at my holiday dinner table. Biting into the chewy, doughy sweetness with just the right smattering of the savory butter, my eyes nearly rolled into the back of my head… Sounds almost sexy, doesn’t it? Well, yes, of course it does! It’s the romance that we ALL have with butter.  You’ll never get that result with margarine, believe me. Completely different taste, completely different results when baking. It’s like spreading nasty grease on…

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    (from the archive) Feeling the “pressure?” Nothing like a little craziness to break up the daily grind… So I went grocery shopping last week, and I found a great deal on some pork loin. Let me tell you something, if you’ve never owned a pressure cooker, and you’ve never made a pork loin in a pressure cooker, it will be the juiciest, softest most beautiful piece of meat you will ever eat. I happen to own, or USED to own, a Wolfgang Puck pressure cooker, and I swear that other than meatloaf, that’s pretty much the only thing that I use it for. So I go to pull out my…

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    That’s Life… That’s liiiiife… That’s what people saaaaaaayyyyy… (Insert your best Frank Sinatra pic here). You’re riding high in April, shot down in May. Back on top in June. Yep, kind of seems like that’s where we’re at lately. We don’t know for coming or going, what day it is, what month it is, and I’m still writing 2022 on all of my paperwork, smh. Well, I guess that’s why people say life is like a dick. Sometimes it’s up, sometimes it’s down, but it won’t be hard forever! Sometimes things all seem like they’re going down the toilet but with one snap of a finger, everything does a 360.…

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