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50 SHADES OF DARK CIRCLES UNDER MY EYES
50 SHADES OF DARK CIRCLES UNDER MY EYES… “Follow my dreams? Don’t mind if I do! I’m going back to bed…” Man, there’s nothing like getting into bed. Nice, cold, clean smelling sheets and pillows, just sinking into the bed I’m getting under the covers and going, “Awwwwww yessssss….” But the biggest suck ever is getting up in the morning. I know day people, I know night people, and all of them, no matter what time they have to wake up, it’s a mind fuck. Think about it. It never bothers you on your day off, because you get up when you want to get up. You’re not getting up…
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There’s Pumpkin in the Air!
Oh my gourd, it’s already falling! There’s pumpkin in the air! Oh, wait, no, it’s freaking 93° again today. My bad… Holy shit, This is starting to feel like the endless freaking summer! All the kids have already gone back to school and it was 98°! No, not in California, in Jersey! I mean what the virtual fuck? IT’S SEPTEMBER!!!! I think everybody has their head up there ass anymore! I’m going to go food shopping the other day, and already, they have pumpkin donuts, apple cider donuts, apple cider in a jug. It’s only freaking September! And it’s still over 90°! The leaves are still green! So wait, are…
