Crazy Is As Crazy Does…
Sooooo I think I told you, I went to the doctor the other day. He told me I need to start killing people. I mean, what he really said was that I should reduce the stress in my life. Kinda the same thing?
Butter, NOT Parkay
Butter is slippery, that’s why we eat as much as… Read More
Control Issues
Well, today's been like the worst day ever. Realized that my universal remote control most definitely does not control the universe. Not even remotely.
What? No Welcome Mat?
Looking for welcome mat? Well, you aren't going to find one at my door 'cuz I ain't a liar..
Charlie Daniels Has Died
Charlie Daniels, who had the monster hit, “The Devil Went… Read More
Just Add Water? No, Please Don’t!!!
Feeling the “pressure?” Nothing like a little craziness to break… Read More
Sorry For What I Said When We Were Quarantined…
Quarantine, Day 5,287,361 of lockdown. Or somewhere close to that…… Read More
Chinese Food, Hold the Lychees, Please…
Chinese Food, Hold the Lychees, Please… So after yesterday’s deep… Read More
Feel My Wrath and Extreme Self-doubt! Lockdown Day 44
Day 44 of lockdown (I think?)Okay, so today they’re supposed… Read More
Error 357: Fucks Not Found
So I get all of these automated news notifications on my cell phone, and I see something come in trending on Quora.com, and I see in the subject line it's about toilet paper.
Harvey Weinstein Tests Positive for Coronavirus in New York State Prison
According to a local newspaper in West New York, convicted… Read More