Soooo I dunno about you, but this covid crap is irritating the shit out of me... The masks. Sanitizer. My sanity, what little I have left... Hate the masks. Hate hate HATE the masks. Sneezing with the mask on feels like crapping your pants with your face! But when I'm out around the covidiots, wearing the mask in public isn't SO bad. Then I can actually talk to myself in peace...
I can remember when a pint of rock solid Haagen-Dazs Chocolate Chocolate Chip ice cream and a fork used to be the greatest, most comforting thing ever? Good times! Good times...
I remember when I was a kid going to my grandparents house and my grandmother had like 7 bottles of perfume on her dresser. A wonderful array of shades of headache to come. Names like Tigress, Muguet, Emeraude...
Sooooo I think I told you, I went to the doctor the other day. He told me I need to start killing people. I mean, what he really said was that I should reduce the stress in my life. Kinda the same thing?
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Looking for welcome mat? Well, you aren't going to find one at my door 'cuz I ain't a liar..
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