My Happy New Year Wish for You!
My Happy New Year Wish for You! I got this… Read More
If You Sprinkle When You Tinkle…
If you sprinkle when you tinkle… Okay. Did you ever… Read More
Whether You Weather the Weather… Or Not
It is hotter than Hades' sweaty ball sack today, holy shit! I mean seriously, what the fuck is going on with the weather anymore? And please don't hand me any of that global warming bullshit. You and I and half of the population all know full well that that Greta chick is so full of crap her eyes are brown, smh
Chickens. The Pets That Poop Breakfast
Chicks are cute for a week or two, then they turn into lean mean pooping machines!
Back to the Grind…
One year of shutdown in 16 lbs later, it's back to the grind for me. Today will mark 5 days back to the gym, and I'm hurting in places I forgot I could ever feel pain.
Is Your Refrigerator Running?
Do you realize the irony of an entire generation of… Read More
You’re Just Jealous the Voices Talk to Me…
Soooo I dunno about you, but this covid crap is irritating the shit out of me... The masks. Sanitizer. My sanity, what little I have left... Hate the masks. Hate hate HATE the masks. Sneezing with the mask on feels like crapping your pants with your face! But when I'm out around the covidiots, wearing the mask in public isn't SO bad. Then I can actually talk to myself in peace...
I’m in a Good Place Right Now. Not Emotionally. I’m Just at the Liquor Store…
I can remember when a pint of rock solid Haagen-Dazs Chocolate Chocolate Chip ice cream and a fork used to be the greatest, most comforting thing ever? Good times! Good times...
Nice Perfume, Must You MARINATE In It?
I remember when I was a kid going to my grandparents house and my grandmother had like 7 bottles of perfume on her dresser. A wonderful array of shades of headache to come. Names like Tigress, Muguet, Emeraude...
Crazy Is As Crazy Does…
Sooooo I think I told you, I went to the doctor the other day. He told me I need to start killing people. I mean, what he really said was that I should reduce the stress in my life. Kinda the same thing?
Butter, NOT Parkay
Butter is slippery, that’s why we eat as much as… Read More