You’re Just Jealous the Voices Talk to Me…

Soooo I dunno about you, but this covid crap is irritating the shit out of me... The masks. Sanitizer. My sanity, what little I have left... Hate the masks. Hate hate HATE the masks. Sneezing with the mask on feels like crapping your pants with your face! But when I'm out around the covidiots, wearing the mask in public isn't SO bad. Then I can actually talk to myself in peace...

December 19, 2020December 19, 2020

I’m in a Good Place Right Now. Not Emotionally. I’m Just at the Liquor Store…

I can remember when a pint of rock solid Haagen-Dazs Chocolate Chocolate Chip ice cream and a fork used to be the greatest, most comforting thing ever? Good times! Good times...

December 13, 2020December 13, 2020

Nice Perfume, Must You MARINATE In It?

I remember when I was a kid going to my grandparents house and my grandmother had like 7 bottles of perfume on her dresser. A wonderful array of shades of headache to come. Names like Tigress, Muguet, Emeraude...

November 29, 2020November 29, 2020

Crazy Is As Crazy Does…

Sooooo I think I told you, I went to the doctor the other day. He told me I need to start killing people. I mean, what he really said was that I should reduce the stress in my life. Kinda the same thing?

November 29, 2020November 29, 2020

Butter, NOT Parkay

Butter is slippery, that’s why we eat as much as… Read More

November 21, 2020December 21, 2020

Control Issues

Well, today's been like the worst day ever. Realized that my universal remote control most definitely does not control the universe. Not even remotely.