Sooooo I think I told you, I went to the doctor the other day. He told me I need to start killing people. I mean, what he really said was that I should reduce the stress in my life. Kinda the same thing?
Butter is slippery, that’s why we eat as much as… Read More
Well, today's been like the worst day ever. Realized that my universal remote control most definitely does not control the universe. Not even remotely.
Looking for welcome mat? Well, you aren't going to find one at my door 'cuz I ain't a liar..
Charlie Daniels, who had the monster hit, “The Devil Went… Read More
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So I get all of these automated news notifications on my cell phone, and I see something come in trending on Quora.com, and I see in the subject line it's about toilet paper.
According to a local newspaper in West New York, convicted… Read More