• Life Lessons

    JUST DON’T DO IT

    JUST DON’T DO IT Many many many years ago, God said that good, obedient wives and women could be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round, and he laughed, and laaaaughed…    SOOOOOOO… Let’s just suffice it to say my husband did something REEEEEEEALLLY STUPID. Stupid enough that I’ve been so pissed that I haven’t spoken to him for 3 DAYS. He finally asks, “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” AAAAAAAND….    Lemme tell you something. Contrary to popular belief, I have an INCREDIBLE amount of patience for many things. Just, well… NOT SO MANY OTHERS. It takes a lot to push me to…

  • Life Lessons,  WTF?!

    Married, With Dishes…

     Married, With Dishes…    So, my husband, like all men in life, has a few quirky habits. And like all men, some of them are annoying as all get-out. Don’t get me wrong, I love him to death, but being clinically OCD, there’s a certain way that Every. Single. Thing. has to be done. Like the time that I sent him out to do laundry. 4 hours later I called to see where he was, and he was still doing the laundry because everything had to be folded a certain way???    Fast forward to him washing the dishes. Before we got a dishwasher, for the life of me I could…