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JUST DON’T DO IT
JUST DON’T DO IT Many many many years ago, God said that good, obedient wives and women could be found in all corners of the world. Then he made the earth round, and he laughed, and laaaaughed… SOOOOOOO… Let’s just suffice it to say my husband did something REEEEEEEALLLY STUPID. Stupid enough that I’ve been so pissed that I haven’t spoken to him for 3 DAYS. He finally asks, “WHAT THE HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU?!” AAAAAAAND…. Lemme tell you something. Contrary to popular belief, I have an INCREDIBLE amount of patience for many things. Just, well… NOT SO MANY OTHERS. It takes a lot to push me to…
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So I Went Food Shopping On An Empty Stomach…
Ugh… So I went food shopping on an empty stomach. I’m now the proud owner of aisle13. Oh, come on, like this is never happened to you? (yeah, right… whatever helps you sleep at night….) Listen, when you go shopping on a full stomach, you just want to get in and get out. You’re bloated, you’re tired and you just want to go home. You probably end up leaving without stuff that you went shopping for in the first place. Yes, I’ve done that too. Like a bazillion times. But the one thing that drives me nuts is when I’m on my way home and I haven’t eaten all day…
